This is nothing but the wondrous mind of a girl-artist-thing with too much to blog and too little time.
I AM THE QUEEN
The only time she’s ever had a problem is when she went to America once and passport control there couldn’t understand the concept.
So Buckingham Palace had to fax over a confirmation that yes she is the Queen
What do you mean you’re the Queen. The Queen of what?
When you marooned me on that god forsaken spit of land, you forgot one very important thing, mate: I’m Captain Jack Sparrow.
Animals that look like toasted marshmallows are just the greatest.
Buns can be toasted marshmallows
And so can cats.
Dogs can also be toasty marshmallows..
Oh my god. THE FLOOF.
Toasted marshmallows everyone.
a genre-aware white haired anime boy that dyes his hair in protagonist colours in an attempt to avoid his tragic fate
Anime mom untying her side ponytail when shit starts going down to avoid death
Anime protagonist dying their hair normal colours so they don’t have to deal with this shit.
i secretly like getting assigned seats in school because it takes away that awkward “i have no friends in this class where the fuck am i gonna sit” factor
"The men in the room suddenly realized that they didn’t want to know her better. She was beautiful, but she was beautiful in the way a forest fire was beautiful: something to be admired from a distance, not up close.” ― Neil Gaiman